That awkward moment when your mom sits down next...
most-awkward-moments: Time to refresh facebook like an idiot… Time to open paint and draw butterflies and unicorns. Time to look at clothes on clothing websites. Time to check your e-mail. But not get on tumblr because porn might randomally show up on your dash.
The difference between ... →
Facebook at two in the morning Tumblr at two in the morning
heathyr: That little emoticon at the end of a threatening sentence is actually the scariest thing in internet existence
Conservatives: The economy has gotten worse under Obama!
Reality: Umm no. Ya see, when Bush left office we were LOSING about 700,000 jobs every month. Today we are GAINING around of 150,000 jobs every month.
Conservatives: Oh yeah?! Why is the unemployment number higher then? He promised it wouldn't go above 8%!
Reality: Well, Obama wasn't president yet when he said that. In December of 2008, while Bush was still in office, we lost an unexpectedly high number of jobs- 650,000 of them.
Conservatives: Firstly, stop blaming Bush for things that happened when Bush was president! Secondly, what about all the job losses that happened since Obama became president?
Reality: Well, Obama was sworn in on January 20th, 2009. In that same month, BEFORE he even moved in to the White House, we lost 700,000 jobs. You can't blame him for that. And then in February, BEFORE any of his legislation even went in to effect, we lost an additional 650,000 jobs. You also can't blame him for that.
Conservatives: Fuck you, reality! I'm gonna go watch Fox News with Sarah Palin and Donald Trump. Keep you silly facts to yourself, they make my head hurt.
Reality: K Bye. See you in 2016.
Trickle Down Economics? More like "Fuck you I'm...
anticapitalist: Wall Street Gains: Main Street Pains: (via MotherJones)
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miracleininches: 69% of people are too embarrassed to reblog this.
♥ candeliere n o t t e ♥: I ONLY SHIP SPAMANO... →
romanorgasm: mungdallsbottombeach: … IF ONE OF THEM IS FEMALE. SERIOUSLY, GUYS. ROMANO IS A GODFEARING CATHOLIC. Don’t get me wrong. I love Spamano… but.. someone has to point out the realism here. “realism?” but they’re fictional characters…… and it’s never been stated that Romano is… The very last line is the truth for any paring, same sex or not.
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Normal girls: Omg let's go get drunk and party
Me: Omg let's talk about homestuck, hetalia, sherlock, doctor who, supernatural, fictional characters in general who give us feelings and OHHH IS THAT FOOD. WE SHOULD EAT THAT.